dreams

last night was a crazy night of dreams including but not limited to the following:

1.  holding hands with hairy legged ladies
2.  a farting oversized lady that was pumping gas and complaining about how the actuary not properly booking her plane ticket
3.  an ant invasion in my bedroom that I destroyed using copious amounts of spray.  said bedroom was covered floor to ceiling in tile and had a bath tub in the middle of it that a fellow employee was laying in??
4.  tattoos on my arms.  for each tattoo i had there was another on the opposite arm that i did not pay for, want, or remember getting